Two things my kids said this week that made me stop whatever it was I was doing and say to myself: What would I ever do without these kids in my life?
“Don’t forget to stock the pantry with plenty of llama and porcupine food.” – Fiona, age 9.
“If I sit here on the potty too long I might die here, like Elvis Buttly.”
- Ella, 6.
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Too funny! I love the names Ernold and Porky — very cute! And I love the face painting!
What is it with the kids and the llamas? The grocery list on my BlackBerry carries a permanent reminder to pick up: “llama food, enough to feed 11.”
So funny! My prob w. the llamas is they poop a lot more than hamsters.
Haha! Your girls are so funny! They must have inherited your sense of humor
Elvis Buttly?!?! LOL
Where do they get this stuff??!!
They are SO cute! Kids really do say the darndest things!
I am naming our next dog Elvis Buttly in honor of Ella. That is hilarious.
How stinkin’ cute!!!
Hahaha! Elvis BUTTLY… Often, kids can make our days happy..
my boyfriend loves it when i write him cute love poems or cute love quotes but im running out of ideas and google and stuff isnt helping me very well. so can someone be nice and help me with some cute love poems or quotes. i want some that tells him hes the only one for me and that hes my one true love. please help me?