I worry for people. Especially when I see the search terms they are Googling that bring them to my blog – “do thin mints have crack in them,” “I’m afraid of Irish dance hair,” “toilet paper hanging out of ass,” or my all-time favorite: “how to insure my hamster before the rapture.”
Here’s a few from today. You will see why I worry – check out that last one:
Obviously, it was a mom who Googled “can I plug a crock pot into my honda odyssey” – and somehow the fact that it was a mom worries me even more. What’s she going to do – cook up a pot of chicken gumbo on her way to pick up the kids from soccer practice?