Today’s Worrisome Search Terms

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I worry for people. Especially when I see the search terms they are Googling that bring them to my blog – “do thin mints have crack in them,” “I’m afraid of Irish dance hair,” “toilet paper hanging out of ass,” or my all-time favorite: “how to insure my hamster before the rapture.”

Here’s a few from today. You will see why I worry – check out that last one:

momalog search terms

Obviously, it was a mom who Googled “can I plug a crock pot into my honda odyssey” – and somehow the fact that it was a mom worries me even more. What’s she going to do – cook up a pot of chicken gumbo on her way to pick up the kids from soccer practice?

momalog odyssey

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  1. Today’s worrisome search terms: http://t.co/t3YF4qYC



  2. Hahahaha!! I swear, people are freaks.
    Twitter: AlisonSWLee



  3. “I’m afraid of Irish dance hair” just made me spit my delicious latte all over my keyboard!
    Twitter: nystoopmama



  4. She probably wants to go tailgating!
    Twitter: JenAnnHall



  5. Too funny! I was thinking the same thing as Just Jennifer… tailgating! Or camping. The terms that lead people to mine are shocking…. I did some bad parenting photo posts and the things people search for (that lead them to hit on those posts) are baffling. Makes me wonder and worry about people, too! I mean, why on EARTH would somebody need to google “Mickey Mouse penis”??!! And that’s a clean one compared to the others! :)
    Twitter: MotherhoodADIM



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