A while back a company that makes a sexual arousal pill for women called Zestra contacted me to see if they could send me some Zestra so I could try it and blog about it. For your information, Chris Jenner (mom-of-the-year of the Kardashian clan) is their spokesperson, and frankly I’m about as far removed from her as anything. As you may know, I am a Prude with a capital P and much to my husband’s chagrin I told them I wouldn’t be taking it (because I don’t “take” anything) but could give it to one of my friends, or one of my readers, and then blog about their reaction to it.
So they sent a few samples to my house. Maybe more than a few sampless. Only the shipment never came (pardon that pun) and I forgot about it.
The folks at Zestra contacted me to see if I had received my stuff and I told them I hadn’t gotten it – did they send it to the right address?
They told me the house number they sent it to and…oh, shit…
It went to my neighbor’s house! With my big fat name across the big old shipment of Zestra SEX PILLS!!!! It’s like, VIAGRA for women!
I am dying here! My husband is rolling on the floor laughing about this. He thinks it’s hilarious that the neighbors haven’t returned the package, and that they probably think I’m some kind of sex addict! He thinks our neighbor is possibly mainlining the Zestra, and it must be pretty darn good if they haven’t even bothered to bring it by our house! Ha!
Still, oh my God, I’m so embarrassed.
OK that is awesome. Go knock on the door and ask if they got the package. That’s not awkward at all
Twitter: michellelongo
No, YOU go! You! (-:
“Excuse me, but I think you may be enjoying MY sex pills?”
“Would you mind terribly telling me how it worked?”
“Because see, I need to blog it.”
*snort*
Twitter: AlisonSWLee
Ha ha ha!
“Excuse me but I need my sex pills back.” What Will The Neighbors Say?! http://t.co/VzLOEUHB via @sharethis
Can’t…type…..laughing….too…..hard…..
Come on – who should be more embarrassed? The person who the sex drugs were legitimately addressed to, or the people who are STEALING DRUG-ENHANCED SEX?
Twitter: bitterindigo
This might be the funniest thing I’ve read all week. Though I, too, would be mortified.
Twitter: normalmomally
OHMYGOSH.
Hilarious.
This is hilarious!
You know, you might have to move now.
Twitter: fromtracie
What Will The Neighbors Say?! http://t.co/O3mXO6VN via @AdoTheMomalog (this is short and hilarious – click it!)
Hello!!! they aren’t pills! It’s a topical!!!! and it works!!! you should try it!!!
Twitter: melissaolive
How funny! At least you got a hilarious blog post out of it!
Twitter: snapsandbits
This is hilarious! Maybe she’s enjoying it too much to return it? Or…. you might just have to move.
Twitter: mamzungu