Archive for the ‘Humor’ Category

August

27

2011

How Not To Prepare For A Hurricane

Adult Children of Alcoholics, Humor, Maternal Musings

Polly Pockets

This has been a strange week. It began with a 5.9 earthquake which caught me by surprise because I didn’t think they had earthquakes here in Maryland. When our house began to shake, I grabbed the girls and ran outside. There were waves in our pool. Ella said, “Look, a little tsunami!” Now we are […]

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August

20

2011

Things You’d Rather Not Hear in the Maternity Ward

Humor

nurse ratched

Miscellaneous Stuff You’d Rather Not Hear the Nurses Saying in the Maternity Ward Just Before You Give Birth Preparation-H is going to be your new best friend. I couldn’t figure out why she was screaming, so I said to the doctor why don’t you give her the epidural now? He said he already had. That […]

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August

5

2011

Pros and Cons: Children

Humor, Pros & Cons

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August

4

2011

Where Socks Go

Housekeeping, Humor

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July

10

2011

This Week’s To Don’t List

Humor

werewolf

  Do. Not. Drink. Coffee. Even if your ass falls off.

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July

1

2011

My Summer Bucket List for Parenting

Humor | Tags:

"The three-toed sloth's long claws/acrylic nails from The Nail Palace are well suited to an arboreal life but hamper its mobility on the ground, leaving it vulnerable to predators, i.e. children who need things."

I’ve been inspired to write a bucket list for summer parenting after reading Bruna’s list at Bees With Honey. Without further ado, heeeeeeeere’s mine (I’ve crossed off the ones that we’ve done already):

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May

28

2011

Greetings from Your Helicopter Mom

Humor, Parenting

helicopter mom

  I don’t technically qualify as a Helicopter Mom because I’m a little unbalanced – I vacillate from being a Helicopter Mom to being a Really Negligent one.

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May

26

2011

Six Degrees of Separation from Camilla

Humor | Tags:

wed cake acb

Due to my tendency to boast, many of you (and all of the clerks at Safeway) know that my cousin and her husband were invited to the Royal Wedding, and I wasn’t. They are actual friends of William’s, and unbelievably, I am not.

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May

22

2011

Stuff That Got Raptured

Humor, Religion | Tags:

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May

20

2011

Doomsday To Do List

Humor, Religion | Tags:

rapture sign

  Dear Diary: I’ve been so busy with the kid’s end-of-school activities that I almost forgot that Judgement Day is tomorrow¬†October 21st! Where does the time go?! Quick list of things I need to do – urgently – before then:

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